For those of you land lovers that haven't a clue, today is the official Talk Like a Pirate Day. (Ideally, we'll see if it actually happens) We will be celebrating by pulling out your Chips AHOY cookies and sitting down to a great game of Pirates Cove while watching Pirates of the Carribean to get ideas on how to actually talk like a pirate.
Meanwhile to get you in the mood here are some pirate jokes: I'll put the answers in the comments, click the link for some more amusing jokes
1)How do pirates know that they are pirates?
2)Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
3) Why is pirating addictive?